Welcome to China!

Tintin received a telegram. That's like an old form of e-mail: It reads:

Come to my house! So Tintin went to the house and found…. A China-man. Looking at the horizon! Looking at the horizon! He is holding a sword!

Tintin goes into the house. Sorry, sir! Did you send me a telegram asking me to come to your house? Hello, sir! Did you send me the telegram or not? Sorry, can you hear me? Ok, if you don't answer I'll go away... Did you send me the telegram or not?

After that the china-man stood on the chair. Without falling! Hey? He looked at Tintin (that's me). Hey, be careful with the sword and he said... Speak!

Lao-Tse said: I have found the way. Now I will help you find yours. I’m going to cut your head off. And the china-man got off the chair and started chaising Tintin around. When he lifted the sword he accidentally hit a lamp. The lamp fell on his head and the china-man fell on the floor unconscious!